Ninja Sofia

Borat in Toronto !!!

( Warning: This has nothing to do with Sofia )

Everyone who knows me well, knows how much I am obsessed with Borat !!! It's ridiculous really, but I can't help it. Last week was the World Premiere of his new movie:

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan .



My friends and I went to see the Premiere at The Toronto Film Festival.
Here's the ticket...



Hands down, the funniest movie I have ever seen ! Borat even came out with Michael Moore ( Oscar winner for Farenheit 9-11 ) and Larry Charles, the director ( directed Curb, Seinfeld, and Friends ) and did a little stand up after a slight glitch! ( the movie was actually re-scheduled for the next day because the projector broke down - he blamed the jews! ) Anyhow, I even asked him if I could touch his Xchram ! He replied.."later!". Here is someone's video from that night, you can hear me quite early...listen carefully ! I Hope You Like...I Like! I Kiss You!



Here's the same night, but filmed by Borat's people...good quality !!



Here's a photo of Borat riding into the theater on a cart, with a donkey sitting next to him. The cart is being pulled by Kazaki Women!



If you're not familiar with the Kazaki Evolutionary Heirarchy chart, it goes a little something like this:

God
Man
Horse
Goat
Woman
Rat
Kratsouli ( A little flea like insect that lives on a rat )

Here's the video of the women pulling him in...

Seven Ten Split !

Yes, Sofia bowled today for the first time. After an hour, she had a high score of 8. Along with learning how to throw two balls at once, she also liked our neighbours lane better, so she used that too. Maya shot a 0.

AXL

Sofia will go to a rock concert when Axl Rose is this old....

Ribs and Pudding

She likes to use her WHOLE FACE !!!!

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

Sofia's moves are Old School, but she is still so Fly!

August Long Weekend

We all spent 4 wonderful days at Hoverlia this week. Sofia had her first Beer! Mama got angry with Tato, but I keep telling her that it wasn't like she had 6 or 7, she only had one! She also went fishing for the first time and stayed very close to her boyfriend Danylo! She likes the Badass, what can I say?! More pictures to come here and at Maya Zoia's blog...enjoy!

'Make Her a Laker'

We took the Sista's out for a short little hike by the lake to get some air yesterday. It was Maya's first time out in the stroller, and Sofia's first time pushing her (right into a tree !) Here are some pics from our afternoon.

Sofia's Little Sister Maya !!!

Sofia became a Big Sister on July 27th, 2006. Maya Zoia Matla arrived at 3:27pm weighing 7lbs. 7oz. Everyone is doing just fine! If you want to see more Maya, just click on the link to the right! Sofia made me make Maya her own Blog!

Uncle Yuzyk caught drunk again on video !

We keep getting mail and video from Ukraine about our Uncle Yuzyk. This latest clip is of him during his lunch break at The Novgorod Nuclear Power Plant. This is getting ridiculous!

Sofia's Uncle's TV Special

My Wife's Uncle Yosh and Stan Shmenge have finally made it big !! Watch their first TV Special filmed under the Church at Cawthra. Baba Slawka helped Mrs. Yachki with the Cabbage Rolls and the Coffee.

Kika Canada Day at Hoverlia

Sofia loved the cottage Kymu ! Can't wait to come back !

UP NEXT : SOFIA vs. SOFIA LOREN

Bring on The Big Thumb Sucking Baby !!!!